my life is so weird tbh my psychiatrist texted me assking to find a pair of adidas superstars in all black with a white heel tab and red tri-foil swoosh and I looked and they don’t make it but I can customize the pair through adidas and he said “I’m looking to get 4 pairs of different adidas shoes probably all custom, don’t you get a big discount?” and I said yes so he said “If you order them for me I’ll pay you the cost and apply the discount as credit to your account” (which btw is like 60 to 70 a pair) so I said deal and tomorrow we’re going to customize all the pairs and order them and I’ll basically get a free session for the work

life be crazy sometimes

ciskinz asked: how the fuck did u do that? also: its not a huge pain in your ass if you cant feel your ass :-) just jokes, feel better

the pain isn’t in my ass sadly, it’s in my left quadratus femoral muscle (your main thigh/quad muscle) and the ball and joint socket on the same leg. The pain on my right leg is mostly pins and needles numbness that comes and goes, and that’s honestly worse than the other pain. I appreciate the sentiment and comedic relief though so thank you

If you don’t fuck with me don’t pretend I fuck with you at all people I haven’t heard from in weeks and months hitting me up for clothing and shoe discounts it’s like why would I help you lmao

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